My Dog Ate My Homework. Rate this poem. 786 votes. From the book The Biggest Burp Ever. My dog ate my homework. That mischievous pup. got hold of my homework. and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework.
A Funny Dog Poem for Kids. Rate this poem. 1393 votes. From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking. My dog does my homework. at home every night. He answers each question. and gets them all right. There’s only one problem.
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The student in the poem hates homework so much that he would rather wrestle a lion, take baths with a man-eating shark, and other crazy things. Sometimes homework can just drive you insane. Being funny, this poem can tell the reader to just take a break when homework is stressing you. My sister put it in homework trash, My dog buried it in for.
My Dog Does My Homework poem by Kenn Nesbitt. My dog does my homeworkat home every night.He answers each question. Page.Learn More
Apr 17, 2014 - My dog ate my homework. That mischievous pup got hold of my homework and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It’s gonna be late. I guess that the teacher will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. I shouldn’t have mixed it with food in his bowl.Learn More
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My Doggy Ate My Homework by Dave Crawley “My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up,” I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn’t going well. I didn’t want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale: “Before he ate, he took my work And tossed it in a pot. He simmered it with.Learn More
Newest Poems. Here are my newest funny kid's poems for you to read and rate. I post new poems as I write them, so please check back often.. My Dog Does My Homework. My Virtual Puppy. I Bought a Maserati. I Think My Dad Is Dracula.. My Dog Ate My Homework. Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Thank You, Thanksgiving. I'm Keeping My Distance.Learn More
Sep 20, 2014 - My dog ate my homework. That mischievous pup got hold of my homework and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It’s gonna be late. I guess that the teacher will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. I shouldn’t have mixed it with food in his bowl.Learn More
My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named I or me who so resembles the readersAbout this Poem “My dog chewed up my homework” is a common excuse used by students who don’t turn in their homework.Learn More
My dog, Osa, died at age 15. My dad had gotten us another dog, but it didn't feel the same. He was larger and not as cuddly as my Osa had been. One night, as I was sobbing myself to sleep, Manny walking into the room and laid down on my bed. I miss Osa but Manny will do, for now at least.Learn More
My doggy ate my essay. He picked up all my mail. He cleaned my dirty closet and dusted with his tail. He straightened out my posters and swept my wooden floor. My parents almost fainted when he fixed my bedroom door. I did not try to stop him. He made my windows shine. My room looked like a palace.Learn More
Summary: My Dog Ate My Homework: A Collection of Funny Poems by Bruce Lansky is a book that tells the everyday situations a child may get into. Based on the cover one may think this book is solely about a dog eating homework but it covers many situations from how to delay your bedtime to confessions from an unlikely character.Learn More
From the book My Dog Ate My Homework. Meadowbrook Press. Reprinted by permission of the author. About this Poem “My dog chewed up my homework” is a common excuse used by students who don’t turn in their homework. Usually, it’s a fib to cover up the fact that the student watched TV or shot hoops the night before the homework was due.Learn More
I really hate my homework It makes me want to go berserk I don’t want to do my homework today Nor tomorrow or the 25th of May Homework is like poisonous snakes Or the mystery meat my cafeteria makes I rather listen to my Ipod Then write an essay about Cape Cod I rather spend my days staring at the sun Then do my homework that needs to be done I rather swim in a pool with a shark Then learn.Learn More